cigars, books, & brandy...oh my.

You know you're a college professor when...

• you wear khakis to work...and at home
• you would pay $300 for a book and think nothing of it
• you reference your British graduate education on a daily basis
• you call your lectures "performances" and yourself an "actor"
• you assign more books than all other classes combined
• you say "life is too short for bad pizza...and bad beer"
• you are known as "Prof" at the bar you frequent after work
• you eat lunch with your colleagues in a wood paneled dining room 

Definition of my British/Nigerian History professor.